Presidential Hopeful Jay Inslee Touts Seattle Freeze As Answer to Global Warming
In a CNN Town Hall aired live Wednesday night, Wash. State Governor Jay Inslee argued he was uniquely qualified to elevate public discourse on...
Woman Takes Perverse Pleasure in Being Rained On
One woman exposed herself in public today as someone who takes perverse pleasure in being rained on, according to several witnesses who just moved...
Local Mom Guns It in I-5 Fast Lane with Extra 5 MPH
While driving onto the broad girth of Interstate 5 above South Lake Union this morning, an unidentified working mother merged unexpectedly into the fast...
Seattle Aquarium Touch Tide Pool Begs For Mercy
This May brings the 42nd anniversary of the
Seattle Aquarium on Pier 59 and, with it, touch tide pool dwellers begging for
sweet mercy.
Residents of the...
Highway 99 Disappointed It Never Got to 100
In an exclusive tell-all interview, Washington State Route 99 confessed to an overwhelming sense of self-defeat for never making it to 100. "For...
#TBT: The Needling’s Top 5 March Headlines
If you didn't read our top 5 articles from last month, where were you? Trapped on some confederate ranch in Moses Lake? Getting airlifted...
Tragedy Strikes Local Who Went to Paris That One Time
Following the burning of Paris’ Notre-Dame Cathedral on Monday, local wanderluster Bethany Pierce took to social media to voice the personal tragedy she’s now...
Aurora Sex Workers Introduce “Good to Blow!” Pass for Easy Billing
In an effort to streamline the payment process, sex workers
on Aurora Avenue have collaborated with Washington State Dept of Transportation
(WSDOT) to bring customers the...
The Needling Moving to Print Only
After much deliberation, the publisher of The Needling reports that the only way to save Seattle’s Only Real Fake News is moving the publication...
Local Man Dies at Axe-Throwing Bar, Obviously
The Seattle Police Department has confirmed a man with a pre-partied posse of his boys died at Capitol Hill axe-throwing bar Blade & Timber...
