Last Chance to Say Goodbye: WSDOT Holds Final Viaduct Car Jump This Weekend
The time has finally come: This weekend is your last chance to car-jump the expanse between the yet-to-be-demolished remnants of the Alaskan Way Viaduct.
If you haven’t already registered for a spot on this...
Quaint Brick Building Doubles as Earthquake Coffin
Residents and neighbors of a quaint, brick walk-up in Capitol Hill are celebrating the city's decision today to preserve the building, which will also some day make a fine mass grave.
“When the Really Big...
Eastern Washington Militia Doesn’t Even Have Single Fleeing Oregon Senator In Compound
A remote Eastern Washington militia is crestfallen after failing to persuade a single Republican Oregon state senator to valiantly run shrieking to their compound to courageously shirk off their sworn responsibilities and heroically betray...
Nordstromrack Family to Sell Store Chain for Up to 70% Off Regularly Marked Price
Downtown Seattle – As the Nordstrom family looks to sell the privately-owned luxury department store chain, the Nordstromrack family is looking to sell as well for up to 70 percent off the regularly marked...
Standing Officially Eclipses Driving, Biking, and Walking as Quickest Transportation Across Town, Study Finds
A new study has determined that the local construction rate of new apartments, offices, stores and cafes has officially reached a point that makes standing a faster way to get where you need to...
Breaking: Husband Wants You to Make Him a Sammamish
We’re interrupting your regularly scheduled routine with this breaking report that just came in from the living room: Your husband is stuck in front of a TV and wants to know if you can...
UW College Republicans Launch Campaign to Reclaim the “W-Word”
A Special Report to The Needling from our Off Leash News correspondents at the University of Washington
In Off Leash News’ exclusive sit-down interview today with Dodge Sullivan, president of the University of Washington College...
Seattle Times Reporter Copies and Pastes Article About Rising Rent for 18th Straight Month
South Lake Union – Local real estate reporter Winston Samuels has copied and pasted the same article about rising rent for the 18th straight month with a piece that yet again landed on The...
Man’s Front Yard Turns Into Cold-Blooded Murder Scene
One Seattle man is suddenly mourning the sense of safety he once had entering his front yard after discovering it’s now a full-fledged murder scene.
“I use to stroll right through here so innocently,...
LA Expats to Annex Golden Gardens
After much speculation, it turns out rumors swirling since Seattle’s early May heatwave are true: The city’s Los Angeles expatriates have officially annexed Golden Gardens.
The group’s agent released a statement today saying that while...
