Harrell Hosts City of Seattle Job Fair at Annual Holiday Family Reunion
Today Seattle Mayor-Elect Bruce Harrell announced another set senior appointments for his administration after a successful City of Seattle Job Fair at his annual...
2-for-1 Flash Sale Begins on ‘In This House We Believe’ and ‘Recall Sawant’ Yard Signs
Just days after a Seattle special election with only one item on the ballot, a Madrona printshop says they’re already flooded with customers taking...
Jenny Durkan Teases New Public Record Dropping January 6
While the city awaits the results of the Recall Sawant special election, Mayor Jenny Durkan unexpectedly took back the spotlight today by teasing a...
Broken Light Rail Escalators to Be Renamed the ‘Mitch Hedberg Memorial Temporary Stairs’
Today Sound Transit announced that instead of ever finding a way to make sure escalators at the Capitol Hill Light Rail station work at...
PCC Self-Checkouts Unionize as Grocery Workers Local 1101011
Worried they could one day meet the same fate as their unionized human cashier predecessors, self-checkout stands at local grocery co-op PCC announced via...
Seattle Residents Ask Commuters to ‘Drive Like Your Tesla Parks Here’
Hoping to quell speeding cars racing through residential streets, Seattleites across the city are reportedly replacing their “Drive Like Your Kids Live Here” signs...
Overzealous Fishmonger Sends Pike Place Salmon into Orbit
A staple Seattle tourist trap looked more like Cape Canaveral today as one of its coverall-clad employees hurled a fish straight through the roof...
NextDoor Creates Certification Program for Identifying Fireworks Versus Gunshots
After years of residential confusion, NextDoor announced today it’s launching an official online certification program to help people with no better way to waste...
SPD Stocks Up on Tear Gas After Receiving Tip About ‘Black Friday’ Events Around the City
In an act of extreme precaution and concern for public safety, the Seattle Police Department confirmed today it’s stocking up on tear gas after...
Seattle Tech Giants Partner to Offer NFT Homes to Unhoused Community
In an unprecedented philanthropic partnership, Seattle leaders of tech giants Amazon, Microsoft, Meta and Google announced today they’ll be working together to offer NFT...
