Mom Insists Waiting In Line For ‘Original Starbucks’ Worth It

Disregarding repeated protests from her grown daughter, Ohio mother Susan Varlick insisted that no line could be long enough to keep her from getting coffee at the “original Starbucks” at “Pike’s Place.” “Look at...

New Food Truck Launches Outside New Pop-up Inside Street Food Restaurant Down in Uptown

Nothing is splashing into the Seattle foodie scene this year quite like the city’s first food truck outside a pop-up inside street food restaurant, Nacho Po’ Boy.  “Our menu is disrupting the pop-up sit-down inside...

Valentine’s Plans Include Several Torrid Encounters with Delivery Drivers

Determined to avoid a lonely Valentine’s Day, one Phinney Ridge woman has arranged a busy day filled with several tantalizing and torrid contactless encounters with local delivery drivers. “After spending the last 340 days alone...

Smokey Bear Authorized by NPS to Maul Noncompliant Campers

Underfunded, undermanned and facing the threat of another dire wildfire season in the midst of a global pandemic, a desperate U.S. National Park Service has officially authorized its beloved Smokey Bear mascot to maul...

Local Mushroom Hunter Mounts Giant Head of Lion’s Mane Over Fireplace

To ensure everyone entering his household from this day forth knows he is at the top of the food chain in these Pacific Northwest forests, today a local mushroom hunter mounted the entire head...

#SmallBusinessSaturday Hero Eats City’s Entire Supply of Local Burgers, Donuts and Ice Cream

Financially struggling small businesses across the city are hailing Seattle resident Henry Rudolph today as a #SmallBusinessSaturday hero for somehow eating the city’s entire supply of local burgers, donuts and ice cream pints in...

Seattle Pizza Week Extended to Seattle Pizza Year for Dave

Citywide purveyors of Seattle Pizza Week’s $2 slice extravaganza have confirmed that last week’s annual event has officially been extended into Pizza Year for Dave. “Yeah, I think this is – what is it? About...

Local Deer Gonna Treat Self to Fanciful Little Frolic on Dimly Lit Road

In a heartwarming act of self-care, one local deer decided it was going to de-stress today by treating itself to a jaunty little stroll on a dark, rural road where nothing could possibly go...

Man Smoking Outside Cafe Warns Against Eating Meat

Puffing Winston Lights as he leaned back in the chair of a Capitol Hill cafe’s outdoor patio, local yoga instructor Mark Roeman educated his brother-in-law today on the multitude of benefits a meat-free lifestyle...

Dirty Nalgene Water Bottle Brews Own Kombucha

One University of Washington sophomore’s happy accident in a dirty Nalgene bottle has led to a flavor sensation hitting the University District: small-batch, hand-fermented kombucha. “The trick to get the texture just right is...