Nordstrom Rack Holiday Parade to Feature Fruit Stripe Zebra, Chandler Bing Balloons
This Friday, Seattle will host its first real attempt to compete with New York City’s famed Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade with a dazzling downtown...
Confused Supporters Mistakenly Revive The Lusty Lady Following ‘Save Our Box Show’ Campaign
The grassroots Save the Showbox campaign was dealt a major blow today as it was discovered that paperwork had accidentally been misfiled in support...
Elton John Pelted With Bedazzled Carhartt Overalls as Tacoma Fans Cheer for Encore
Sir Elton John capped off his incredible two-night stint at
the Tacoma Dome with a unique flourish, as the raucous Tacoma crowd cheered for
an encore...
Tim Eyman Slips in Initiative Declaring He ‘Does Not Look Like an Ancient Harvest Idol Carved from a Rotten Turnip’
It’s election season in Seattle, and that can only mean one thing:
A bulbous ballot stuffed with Tim Eyman-authored initiatives designed to skirt
any concern for...
Seattle City Council Candidate Beff Jezos Surges In Polls Following Massive Campaign Donation From Amazon
As the Seattle City Council race continues to heat up, emerging candidate
Beff Jezos has surged in the polls following a slew of donations from...
Pacific Science Center’s ‘Amazon Rainforest’ Exhibit Lets Kids Explore Ecosystem With Blowtorch
In keeping with a long tradition of innovative educational programs, the Pacific Science Center today unveiled an interactive exhibit that invites curious children to...
Jeff Bezos Sorta Assumed Superman-Like Figure Would Have Stopped Him By Now
In a rare interview, Amazon CEO and Founder Jeff Bezos admitted that he had assumed a Superman-like figure would have halted his astonishingly transparent...
Thousands of Engineers Flee Rainier Beach Suffering From Premature Gentrification
A large group of prospective Apple employees have fled the Seattle neighborhood of Rainier Beach this week after reportedly suffering from a mass onset...
Jay Inslee Caught Sucking Car Exhaust From ’87 Camry in Desperate Bid to Halt Emissions
Police were hailed to a bizarre scene at an Olympia convenience store today when Governor Jay Inslee was discovered sucking car exhaust from an...
Seahawks Sideline Reporter Lost In DK Metcalf’s Pecs — Eyes! Eyes
Social media was set ablaze today as an NFL sideline reporter was caught absently staring into the chest of DK Metcalf, the hulking rookie...
