Space Needle Elevator Operator Tries New Joke
Seattle Center - In his second tourist season as a Space Needle elevator operator, Utah native Caiden Alger reports his new joke absolutely killed...
Car Review: Tesla Model 3 Offers More Sustainable Ways of Being Asshole
What you’ve heard is true: Our road tests confirm that the 2019 Tesla Model 3 offers the same opportunities to drive like a complete...
Friends Feign Excitement About Bonfire Invitation
Friends of Seattle resident Emily Hennings are celebrating her bold showing of social initiative this week — an invitation to a Saturday evening Golden...
520 Bridge Twitter Feeds to Launch Weekly Podcast
The official and unofficial 520 Bridge Twitter accounts announced today they’re crossing over into the podcast world this summer with weekly episodes of “Just...
New Startup “WatR” Enters Home, Tends To Plants You’re Murdering With Negligence
WatR, a new startup described as Rover for house plants,
is being hailed an overnight success for overwhelmed millennials struggling to
provide the absolute bare minimum...
Edgy: This Alt Weekly Contrarian Knows What to Think After Seeing What Everyone Else Thinks First
Capitol Hill — Most opinions on current events posted online these days preach and pander to the choir.
Not so with edgy local columnist...
UW Astronomers Report Entire Universe Comprised of Small Water Droplets
In a groundbreaking announcement, scientists at the University of Washington’s Theodor Jacobsen Observatory report that outer space appears to be nothing but small beads...
Confirmed: Painted Fremont Solstice Reveler to Postpone Shower Til After Pride
After much speculation, sources have confirmed that the glittered rainbow body paint applied to Seth McHutchins’ body for Saturday’s Fremont Solstice Parade will not...
Construction Workers Who Direct Street Traffic to Now Double as Life Coaches
All those orange and yellow-suited construction workers who spend so much time telling people where to go on Seattle's streets will now start telling...
Local Atheist Hits Up Mass for the Stained Glass ‘Grams
Atheist Toby Fletcher, 33, told reporters today that his Sunday morning trip to First Hill’s St. James Cathedral for some "stained glass 'gram action"...
