Baby Got Vax: Sir Mix-A-Lot Drops Hot New PSA

Sir Mix-a-Lot once topped the local PSA charts with his City Light-produced “Reduce Your Bills and Cut Your Chills.” Three decades later he’s back...

Sound Transit Projects Light Rail System Completion at End of Cenozoic Era

To the relief of many Seattle metro area residents today, Sound Transit bumped up the completion date of all pending light rail projects to...

REI Unveils Outdoor Retail Industry’s First Bridal Collection

The days of wearing Instagram-worthy wilderness-bound wedding dresses atop the world’s highest peaks without Gore-Tex and moisture-wicking SmartWool are over says REI, which unveiled...

Space Needle Elevator Operator Tries New Joke

Seattle Center - In his second tourist season as a Space Needle elevator operator, Utah native Caiden Alger reports his new joke absolutely killed...

Car Review: Tesla Model 3 Offers More Sustainable Ways of Being Asshole

What you’ve heard is true: Our road tests confirm that the 2019 Tesla Model 3 offers the same opportunities to drive like a complete...

Friends Feign Excitement About Bonfire Invitation

Friends of Seattle resident Emily Hennings are celebrating her bold showing of social initiative this week — an invitation to a Saturday evening Golden...

520 Bridge Twitter Feeds to Launch Weekly Podcast

The official and unofficial 520 Bridge Twitter accounts  announced today they’re crossing over into the podcast world this summer with weekly episodes of “Just...

New Startup “WatR” Enters Home, Tends To Plants You’re Murdering With Negligence

WatR, a new startup described as Rover for house plants, is being hailed an overnight success for overwhelmed millennials struggling to provide the absolute bare minimum...

Edgy: This Alt Weekly Contrarian Knows What to Think After Seeing What Everyone Else Thinks First

Capitol Hill — Most opinions on current events posted online these days preach and pander to the choir.  Not so with edgy local columnist...

UW Astronomers Report Entire Universe Comprised of Small Water Droplets

In a groundbreaking announcement, scientists at the University of Washington’s Theodor Jacobsen Observatory report that outer space appears to be nothing but small beads...