Houseboat Is Neither
Today local real estate agent Chelsea Perkins invited people looking to purchase both a house and boat to check out an adorable Eastlake houseboat,...
Fremont Solstice Parade Bike Seats Tell Us What They Love Most About Eating Ass
So all of your queer and Gen Z friends have told you to not knock til you try it—but you still haven’t tried it:...
Study Finds Heart Attack Risk Highest In People About to Be Passed on Sidewalk by E-Scooter
Today heart researchers at the University of Washington announced that the chances of experiencing a heart attack are highest among people about to be...
Uber Promises Big Tip If Sara Nelson Delivers Their Agenda On Time
With a vote on the rollback of the gig worker minimum wage bill expected as soon as next week, Uber is reportedly offering to...
Report: 90% of Prospective Seattle Homebuyers Have Settled For Kent, They Just Don’t Know It Yet
A new report released today confirms that no less than 90 percent of prospective Seattle homebuyers have actually settled for Kent even though they...
Mayor Harrell Clarifies That ‘One Seattle’ Has Always Referred to the One Percent of Seattle with Waterfront Property
After a KUOW investigation unveiled last week that one rich man sending a text to Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell’s personal cell phone is what...
Man Comes Out As Bellevue Resident
After years of keeping who he truly is in hiding, today 33-year-old Tristan Scraggs officially came out to his Seattle friends and family as...
Slut Shaming? My Dog Bit the Mailman While He Was Wearing Those Hot Little Shorts
One man was left mortified today after his dog slut-shamed his local mail carrier while he was delivering the mail in those hot little...
SPD K-9 Takes Forced Retirement After Using Talk Buttons to Question Policies
Beloved and intelligent Seattle Police Department K-9 Buster was reportedly forced into early retirement today after using his dog talk buttons to question SPD...
Man Terrified New Friend Will Invite Him to Improv Show
After achieving the impossible dream of making a new friend as an adult, one local man confessed today that his desire for a new...
