Single Man at Brewery Without Dog or Kids Getting Weird Looks From Everybody
A single man’s trip to a local brewery reportedly became awkward today after the absence of a dog or children in tow prompted weird...
‘You Are Not Alone,’ Whispers KEXP DJ Standing Right Behind You
Seeing the need to step up its mental health support for its loyal indie music radio listener community during such stressful political times, today...
Public Demands Smith Tower Be Converted Into Delightful Tower of Terror Already
After Smith Tower was recently sold again to yet another group of investors attempting to turn it into more office space Downtown Seattle doesn’t...
Carhartt Beanie Slightly Cheaper Than Hair Transplant
After carefully weighing his options for handling his receding hairline, today local middle-aged man Wayne Gilbert said he opted for permanently wearing a Carhartt...
Trump Rages at Kalama in Latest Unhinged Rant
The emotional and mental stability of Donald Trump was called further into question today as he moved on from unhinged rants on Truth Social...
SeaTac 4th of July Fireworks Show Just Boeing Jets Taking Off from Airport
The delight of a dazzling SeaTac fireworks display quickly faded tonight when local spectators realized that the colorful explosions illuminating the Independence Day night...
Presidents of the USA Relieved by SCOTUS Immunity Decision After Running Over Drifter With Tour Bus
Local band Presidents of the USA were reportedly relieved by last month’s SCOTUS presidential immunity decision after they accidentally ran over a drifter with...
Seattle Underground Underground Tour Highlights History of City’s Mole People
Seattle's popular Underground Tour is set to uncover new layers of our city's history this fall when they open the Underground Underground Tour, which...
‘I Come Out Here to Get Away from It All,’ Says Woman Waiting for Phone to Recharge in Campground Bathroom
One local woman spending a relaxing week camping out in the middle of nature at Cape Disappointment State Park reflected today on how amazing...
Poll Shows Your Mother Wishes You Called as Much as the DNC
A new poll of voters who still have landlines released today confirmed that your mother wishes you called as much as the DNC.
“Our poll...
