Seattle Man Convinced G Line Actually a Myth
A Seattle man expressed his doubts Monday about whether King County Metro's RapidRide G Line actually exists.
“I can’t find the G-Line anywhere, and because...
Everybody Run: The Cat Learned How to Hold a Knife
One local family was sent running away in a frenzied panic Tuesday night after their cat ‘Mewcifer’ suddenly learned how to hold a knife...
Man Buys Artisan Loaf at Met Market, Forever Abandoning Dreams of Home Ownership
Today Lower Queen Anne resident Daniel Forsythe made the life-altering decision to buy an artisan loaf of garlic rosemary bread at Metropolitan Market, forever...
WSDOT Announces Plan to Build Bridge Out of Decommissioned Ferries
After months of struggling to meet demand for sailings across Puget Sound with fewer and fewer operational ferries from its rapidly aging fleet, today...
Report: No Way to Tell Where the Blackberry Juice Begins, Blood Ends
Local foraging researchers who spent weeks getting their hands dirty in the field released a report today confirming that—when it comes to determining which...
Mariners Trophy Case Running Out of Room for Participation Trophies
After another fun baseball season of doing their best, the Mariners trophy case has reportedly completely run out of room for participation trophies.
“Do you...
Understaffed SPD Assures Public It Definitely Has Enough Time to Stop and Frisk Aurora Sex Workers Again
To address worries that the reportedly extremely understaffed agency may not have the resources to crack down on prostitutes again the way City Councilmember...
Seattle Grateful It Doesn’t Have a Transparency-Hating Grifter for Mayor Like NYC Does
As the nation watched New York City’s mayor get literally indicted this week for bribery, today people across Seattle thanked their lucky stars that...
Mariners Ask Macklemore After His ‘F- America’ Comment to Be Less Divisive Like Team Sponsor Boeing
Under pressure to condemn local sports super-fan and world-famous rapper Macklemore after he said ‘F- America’ at the Palestine Will Live Forever concert Saturday,...
Amazon Compromises, Allows Employees Working in Office 5 Days a Week 2 Work-from-Home Days on Weekend
After a national outcry from thousands of employees wondering why Amazon won’t allow hybrid work schedules anymore for anyone outside the C-suite, today CEO...
