Woman Has Quiet Night In with Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Girlfriend’s Boyfriend
Beacon Hill resident Meghan Jones confessed tonight, after a long work week, that all she wants is a quiet, calm night in with her...
Louis C.K. Fan Wondering If It’ll Ever Be Okay to Suck a Bag of Dick’s Again
Hope is fading fast for one man who is wondering if he’ll ever be able to enjoy sucking down a bag of Dick’s again...
Seattle Gives Portland Unplugged Xbox Controller to Play Halo
In a gesture of feigned generosity, Seattle gave Portland its second Xbox controller to play Halo. The catch: It was unplugged the entire time.
A...
Seattle Man Uses Fridge Light To Treat Seasonal Affective Disorder
In a desperate bid to treat his Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) without actually leaving the house, Beacon Hill resident Seth Jones has begun treating...
Amazon Announces Pop-up Shop in Your Parents’ Kitchen for “Black Thursday”
Retail giant Amazon announced today plans for a pop-up shop in your parents’ kitchen on the day before Black Friday, or what the company...
Californian Denounces Perfectly Fine Mexican Restaurant
California native Rhea Larkin made waves today as she took to social media to denounce a perfectly fine Mexican restaurant in Ballard.
“These have to...
Man Avoids Gaze of Real Change Vendor
With the same athleticism that brought his high school football team to the state finals, Chuck “The White Stallion” Winbury cut and dodged his...
Elon Musk Proposes Giant Bezos Balls Washing Machine
With bloodshot eyes and a handle of whiskey in hand, Elon Musk announced at a morning press conference that he has found another potentially...
REPORT: Capitol Hill Restaurant Apparently Also A Comedy Club Or Something?
Monissa Davis and Arren Hanks had planned a quiet night out on Capitol Hill for their third anniversary dinner and somehow ended up at...
Tacoma Traffic Jam Still Coolest Thing To Do In Tacoma
Dozens of drivers put their vehicles in park during Saturday's completely stalled traffic on I-5 to celebrate what is still widely hailed as the...
