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Northgate Traffic Good Reminder to Slow Down, Enjoy the Moment

Guest post from Wendy Heathers, Yoga Instructor at Capitol Hill’s 3 Limbs Yoga Studio Meditative moments for bringing joy and resetting full awareness into our...

Seattle Officials Continue to Insist “West Edge” is a Real Neighborhood

Head of the Downtown Seattle Association, Garett Brooks, held a press conference this afternoon to remind everyone that West Edge is a “real neighborhood”...

Area Man Just Can’t Find Time for 2-Minute Meditation Practice

After being advised by his doctor to take up a two-minute daily meditation practice, Tom Sweeney, 43, has some scheduling concerns.“My life is just...

Lost Woman Doesn’t Know How the Hell She Ended Up in Duvall

It was a harrowing day for Broadview native Blaire Colman, 26, after a misunderstood direction from her phone somehow fucking led her to the...

Finally! San Francisco Lets Seattle Sit at Their Lunch Table

Celebration filled the streets of Seattle as its foggier upperclassman, San Francisco, finally allowed the Emerald City to sit at their lunch table. While seemingly...

Man’s Faith in Imminent Rise of Atheism Shaken After Visit to Bellevue

Friends of a Seattle atheist report he has been rendered virtually catatonic after accidentally witnessing the popularity of church-going during a recent visit to...

Magnolia Named World’s Most Dangerous Neighborhood by Magnolia

Frazzled, bullet-grazed and red lipstick-kissed, crime researchers arrived at a press conference Tuesday evening in window-smashed cars to confirm that Magnolia is the most...

Local Musician Launches Kickstarter to Fund Relevancy

Local musician Todd Shoemaker has announced on social media that he’s launching a campaign on Kickstarter to raise money and awareness for his relevance. “My friends,...

#TBT: The Needling’s 5 Top-Read Posts for January

January 2019: Picture it! The Seattle metro area before it knew God was going to make one giant coke line out of it for...

International District Renamed Everywhere District

Seattle residents are applauding the renaming of the International District, colloquially known as “the ID”, to the more inclusive Everywhere District. “It’s really a big...