McDonald’s Employee Can’t Wait to Spend $60k Bounty on Overnight Stay at Hospital
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, today the brave minimum-wage worker at McDonald’s who led police to the man suspected of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO...
Ample White Space on Candidate’s Yard Signs Demonstrates Love of Community Input
In a testament to how much the Seattle City Councilmember and homeless shelter-fighting landlord who just proposed the idea of no-protest zones this week...
Leaf Starting to Think He’s Only One in City Not Getting Blown
After weeks of hearing it happen to just about every other leaf in the city, one local fallen leaf still on the ground by...
Parents Mortified as Kids Turn Elf on the Shelf Into Snitch in the Ditch
A pair of Seattle parents awoke to an alarming scene today when they discovered the festive Elf on the Shelf perched on their fireplace...
How We Brought Civility Back to City Hall by Breaking Tammy Morales’ Spirit Every Chance We Possibly Could
Guest Column by Seattle City Council President Sara Nelson
Today was a big win for bringing civility back to Seattle City Hall after we learned...
SPD Sweeps Homeless Encampment
Seattle police reclaimed another green space tonight, sweeping an encampment that had sprouted up on the lawn of Capitol Hill’s Central Lutheran Church.
“We had...
5 Creative Ways to Come Out As Straight and Monogamous in Seattle on National Coming Out Day
Coming out is hard, especially when you have no idea how your Seattle queer and/or poly friends will react to you admitting you’re a...
Netflix Fireplace Left Unattended Burns Through 300 Hours of Nature Documentaries
A local family returning from vacation this week was left astonished when they discovered an unattended Netflix fireplace in their living room had burned...
Mayor Harrell Proposes Surveillance Technology to Better Monitor Nudist Beach
Immediately after the Seattle City Council approved an expansion of a surveillance camera system for the Seattle Police Department, Mayor Bruce Harrell announced he’s...
Trump Declares Black Friday Is Indian and Always Has Been
In a bold move just in time for the holiday shopping season, today President-Elect Donald Trump announced that Black Friday has always been Indian,...
