Martin Selig Evicts Three Ghosts Sent to Teach Him a Lesson About Christmas
Local real estate mogul Martin Selig reportedly kicked three supernatural visitors to the curb early today after the ghosts attempted to teach him a...
Microsoft Day of the Dead Celebration Reaffirms Commitment to Diversity and Inclusion for Anyone but Palestinians
In a touching display of allyship to communities of color, today Microsoft encouraged its employees and customers to celebrate the Mexican holiday of Day...
‘I’ve Canceled My WaPo Subscription,’ Announces Amazon Prime Member
Today it was revealed that one of the 200,000 people to cancel their Washington Post subscriptions this last week after its owner Jeff Bezos...
The Needling In-Person Real Fake Newsroom Workshop
Want to be a real fake news (satire) reporter too? Join The Needling’s *in-person* 3-week real fake newsroom workshop!
Dates: Wednesday nights of May 7, 14,...
Poll Shows Seattleites Actually Wouldn’t Mind If 8 Drooling Zombies on City Council Asked for Brains
A new poll out today revealed a majority of Seattle residents actually wouldn’t mind if the eight drooling zombies on the City Council asked...
Cash-Strapped Renter Actually Pretty Stoked About Free Eggs and Toilet Paper Thrown at House
With rents rising and grocery prices soaring, one local man was quietly thrilled after his house was vandalized with eggs and toilet paper during...
New Bellevue Monopoly Game to Include One Rail Option Surrounded by Free Parking
In a dramatic departure from its classic format which includes four rail lines, a sneak peek of Hasbro’s new Bellevue-themed Monopoly game shows it...
5-Agency Task Force Wraps Up 5-Month Investigation with Arrest of Detergent Thief
A five-month man hunt—which involved unprecedented collaboration between five separate local, county, state and federal law enforcement agencies’ top detectives and only half of...
Council Carves Out Exception for Prostituting Yourself to Big Business
After wide public criticism of recent legislation that criminalizes sex workers again instead of just their pimps and johns, today the conservative majority Seattle...
SPS Warns Parents That Students with School Lunch Debt Will Be Forced to Face Off in Hunger Games
In a districtwide email titled “New Student Meal Debt Policy,” Seattle Public Schools informed parents that any student with school lunch debt will be...
