January 2019: Picture it! The Seattle metro area before it knew God was going to make one giant coke line out of it for the first half of February. Memories! Let’s take a look back, shall we?
1. Twin Peaks Fan Pretends to Not Be Disappointed with Actual Double R Diner
2. Man Discovers He Actually Lives in Kenmore, not Bothell
3. Last Street In Seattle Open To Traffic Now Closed For Repairs
4. Every Belltown Restaurant Now a Tom Douglas Restaurant
5. Man Graduates from North Face to Arc’teryx Merchandise
