Howard Schultz Promises to Move Nation’s Capital to Oklahoma City if Elected President
As Howard Schultz continues to promote an independent presidential bid, the former Starbucks CEO is already promising to get the nation’s Capitol out of the swamp and into Oklahoma City.
"If there’s one thing I learned...
NBA Narrows Seattle Expansion Team Names to ‘Blue Moon Tavern,’ ‘Unicorn’ and ‘The Crocodile’
Confident they’ve sidestepped the legal trouble the NHL is facing after The Ave’s Kraken Bar & Lounge sued them for naming their new Seattle team’s restaurant The Kraken Bar & Grill, the NBA announced...
Space Needle Responds to Kraken Loss with Impulsive Dye Job
In an effort to prove to the city that it’s absolutely “fine” and excited to turn a new leaf after the Kraken’s close Game 7 playoff loss to Dallas last night, today the Seattle...
