Local Man Left Puzzled by Tip Screen at Self-Checkout
Even after becoming used to seeing tip screens pop up in more retail settings, today one local man became overwhelmed with confusion when faced...
Seattle Times Removes Dilbert Comic; Gives Him Op-Ed Column
Following a racist tirade by Dilbert creator Scott Adams, The Seattle Times announced this week that it would be removing the Dilbert comic from...
Woman Leaves for U-Village a Day Early to Find Parking
After years of losing countless holiday weekend sales finds to hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic and driving in hopeless circles, Laurelhurst resident Karen McKarensen confirmed...
Oregon Unveils New Slogan: Come for Legal Shrooms, Stay Because the Giant Kaleidoscopic Beaver is Blocking the Interstate Bridge
After beginning to lawfully allow adult use of psilocybin “magic” mushrooms earlier this month, today Oregon unveiled their new state slogan “Come for the...
First-Time Voter Prematurely Casts Ballot Before Arriving at Box
With all the best intentions of creating more joy in the world, today one local first-time voter sheepishly admitted to prematurely casting his ballot...
Galentine’s Day Gathering Picked Off One ‘U Up?’ Text at a Time
A thriving Galentine’s Day gathering has gone awry this evening as
a volley of romantic ‘u up?’ texts have wooed away its attendees one by...
Great Wheel Operator Pushes Forbidden TURBO Button
Seattle Waterfront— After celebrating six years of working behind the control panel of the iconic Seattle Great Wheel tonight, 42-year-old operator Mary Jo Flaherty’s...
Fremont Troll Has Catalytic Converter Stolen from VW Bug
Seattle’s beloved Fremont Troll announced today that even he has now had his car’s catalytic converter stolen from literally right under his nose.
“Unbelievable—one second...
REI Severance Package Includes Exclusive Coupon for 20% Off Your Next $100 Purchase
This week the 8% of the REI Co-op headquarters staff being laid off due to “increasing uncertainty” were relieved and even a little delighted...
Black History Month Festival Permits Awarded to City’s Most Gentrified Neighborhood
Just in time for Black History Month, Seattle’s most gentrified neighborhood announced today that later this month they’ll be hosting a festival in Central...
