1st Ave. S. Bridge Mocks West Seattleites Who Think They Left from Work Early Enough Today
Well known, biggest dickhead of all the local bridges, 1st Ave. South Drawbridge was recently overheard ridiculing the already downtrodden West Seattleites as they...
Sound Transit Escalator Not Broken, Just on Healing Journey
In a plea to promote mental health awareness in the region, the escalator that services University of Washington station spoke out today against the hordes...
NTK’s Old Campaign Website Crashes After Ann Davison Caught Refreshing Too Many Times for New Ideas
Former Abolitionist City Attorney candidate Nicole Thomas-Kennedy’s archived campaign website reportedly crashed last night after a usually conservative City Attorney Ann Davison tried refreshing...
Seattle Public Schools Replaces After-School Care Program with Amazon Lockers
Seattle Public Schools (SPS) announced today that they’re teaming up with Amazon to replace its after-school care programs with Amazon Lockers in order to...
New Seattle Police Department Hiring Bonus to Include $4M Taxpayer-funded Murder Settlement
Citing the need to quickly hire more police officers, today Seattle City Councilmember Sara Nelson proposed a new officer hiring incentive of a $4...
Starbucks Celebrates Women’s History Month by Releasing Mermaid Back into Puget Sound
In a bold and unexpected move for the global coffee empire, Starbucks celebrated Women’s History Month today by finally releasing its iconic mermaid mascot...
Earth Day Hero? This President Just Produced Enough Traffic Gridlock to Make the Entire PNW Go Carless
In what many are calling an Earth Day miracle and unprecedented feat of environmental sustainability, today President Joe Robinette Biden Jr.’s visits to Seattle...
New Drop-in Center for Unhoused Built Entirely from Stacks of Paperwork and Red Tape
Although there are no plans for expanding or expediting access to shelter for people living on Seattle’s streets, today Mayor Bruce Harrell announced the...
Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End
Washington state geologists confirmed today that, according to their most recent research study, Mount Rainier definitely won’t erupt at any point during your lifetime,...
How to Cope with Your Local Police Department Being Defunded After It Was Never Defunded
There’s no doubt we’re living in dangerous times. And why? Pandemic? Putin? Unprecedented corporate profiteering? All of those are minor compared to the real...
