KOMO Special Report: Psst, Hey You Wanna See a Dead Body?
Desperate to distract from former KOMO journalist Jonathan Choe’s Proud Boys puff piece, KOMO News announced today it would be getting back to its basic bread-and-butter reporting with a new recurring special report titled...
5 Ways to Keep Believing Crime Rates Are Going Up Even When They’re Not
Sometimes when hard data over the last few decades proves Seattle’s crime rates have drastically decreased, it can be hard to keep the faith that the city you choose to keep living in for...
Duwamish River to Remain Green for St. Patrick’s Day
The EPA and Seattle Department of Ecology announced today that the Duwamish River will stay green for the St. Patrick’s Day holiday, and probably forever after that.
“We have a comprehensive plan to not clean...
Microsoft Looks Wistfully at Old Photos from When It Was Region’s Most Hated Tech Company
Sources close to the Microsoft Corporation reported hearing gentle sobbing at its Redmond headquarters today as the company stared at old photos from its 1990s heyday when it used to be the most hated...
Activists Rush to Protect Seattle’s Construction Crane Canopy Ecosystem
Proposals threatening to clear-cut Seattle’s lush construction crane canopy came under fire today as development preservation activists packed City Hall.
The towering steel structures currently provide the city with about 28 percent crane canopy cover,...
Report: KOMO’s Jonathan Choe Absolutely Sure This Is a Live Shot of Downtown Seattle
In a live Project Seattle #HomelessIndustrialComplex special airing on KOMO today, reporter Jonathan Choe bravely revealed that—contrary to what anyone experienced this morning while getting flowers at Pike Place Market—Downtown Seattle is actually completely...
Bellevue Hit-and-Run Narrowed Down to 800 Teslas
Today Bellevue detectives announced a break in last week’s unsolved hit-and-run case, which has now narrowed suspects down to the owners of only 800 possible Teslas.
“We knew it wasn’t a gray Tesla, so that...
Local Pothole Just Begging City to Fill It Up
In a desperate attempt to get paved, a deep, gushing pothole in Crown Hill is pleading for the city to spill hot asphalt all over it.
“Look, I’ve waited weeks for someone to come brim...
Spirit Gas in Ballard Gets First Customer
For the first time since it placed itself at the Ballard intersection of Market and 24th Ave to sell gasoline at $2 more per gallon than all the other stations in town just for...
MyShake Earthquake Warning App Promises Just Enough Notice to Delete Search History
Creators of new earthquake warning app MyShake say the technology gives people an opportunity to use the critical few seconds before a quake strikes to safely erase their entire search history.
“Our earthquake warning app...
