Inflation Woes Continue as Beth’s Cafe 12-Egg Omelette Now Costs $37,000
Inflation woes continued to mount today as diners excited for Beth’s Cafe grand re-opening were shocked to find that the surging price of eggs...
Seattle Couple Plans Destination Wedding for West Seattle
Recently engaged Seattle lovebirds Kevin Hwang and Trucy Schmidt formally announced today that their destination wedding will take place on the far-flung shores of...
Tourist Tip: Pike Place Fishmongers Will Toss Your Kid if You Slip Them $50
The Needling is always here to highlight the best local tips for visitors spending a weekend in Seattle—this week’s tip: The fishmongers at the...
New Food Truck Launches Outside New Pop-up Inside Street Food Restaurant Down in Uptown
Nothing is splashing into the Seattle foodie scene this year quite like the city’s first food truck outside a pop-up inside street food restaurant,...
Man Perplexed By PCC Disposal Bins Just Eats Coffee Cup Instead
Confusion over which disposal bin PCC customers should put their trash came to a head today as Stephen Murphy of Fremont felt suddenly compelled...
Entire Relationship Hinges on Getaway Weekend on Orcas Island
Local couple Vanessa and Patrick say they’re excited to relax and have fun on Orcas Island tomorrow because only the entire direction of their...
Rash of Starbucks Closures Leave Locals Unsure of Where They Can Say They Would Never Get Coffee
With Starbucks closing numerous locations throughout Seattle, including the first that voted to unionize on Dec. 9, an increasing number of local coffee snobs...
Tofurky Petting Zoo Opens at Woodland Park Zoo
Appealing to a growing number of vegan and vegetarian families, today Woodland Park Zoo hosted its first Thanksgiving Day tofurky petting zoo to wide...
SeaTac Airport Cell Phone Lot Officially Classified as New Portal to Hell
In a joint press conference today, the FAA and Vatican confirmed that those selflessly waiting in the Sea-Tac Airport Cell Phone Lot to pick...
Young Man Invited to Apply for Cashier Position After Performance at Self-checkout
The Ballard PCC staff room is buzzing with excitement today over the potential recruitment of grocery store regular Ethan Bilmore, who was invited to...
