Tacoma Traffic Jam Still Coolest Thing To Do In Tacoma

Dozens of drivers put their vehicles in park during Saturday's completely stalled traffic on I-5 to celebrate what is still widely hailed as the...

Space Needle Begins Charging Bathroom Fee

Citing necessary plumbing upgrades for the only building in Seattle that vertically shoots human excreta several hundred feet every day all day, Space Needle...

Paul Allen Is Gone, But You Can Still Pay $30 to Look at His Toys

More than a week after the death of Microsoft co-founder and ostensible philanthropist Paul Allen, visitors of Seattle’s Museum of Popular Culture (MoPOP) were...

Local Seattle Celebrities Tell Us What They’re Thankful for This Thanksgiving

The Needling asked Seattle's most famous local celebrities what they’re thankful for this Thanksgiving! Macklemore Some of my best friends are Native Americans. So thankful...

Washington Middle School Music Teacher Probably High AF

The organic music teaching methods of Daryl “Snacking Eagle” Matthewson have the majority of his Washington Middle School colleagues agreeing that he is, most...

Adorable! Baby penguin learns to vape

To the delight of the local community, Hewey, the newest baby penguin at Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo, has learned to vape. “It was just another...

Local pet owners inspired by doggedly liberal canine

Belltown – Milo, a six-year-old Dachsund, loves the recent surge in civic engagement, according to his owners, Nick and Angie Desmond. “In the past six...

Side hustle actually just a job

Fiona Hayes, a Wallingford blogger who describes herself as a fashionista with a passion for travel and photography, loves to tell her friends about...

Mostly alive John Keister first to be interred in Almost Live mass grave

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Op-Ed: Solve the city’s homelessness crisis by finding Neptune’s Treasure

As the city’s coffers run dry from dumping truckloads of money on the doorsteps of homeless shelters, I, a lowly sea captain, seek your...