Bothell Man to Sneak Joint Into Hempfest
Bothell resident Charles Campbell said he was ecstatic today
to announce his plans to sneak a joint into Hempfest, which he’s clearly
attending for the first...
UW Cryptographer Finally Cracks Ancient ‘Yellow Ledbetter’ Language
Citing it as a historic breakthrough in lyrical cryptography, a University of Washington researcher has finally deciphered the mysterious language of 'Yellow Ledbetter,' which...
Baby Got Vax: Sir Mix-A-Lot Drops Hot New PSA
Sir Mix-a-Lot once topped the local PSA charts with his City Light-produced “Reduce Your Bills and Cut Your Chills.” Three decades later he’s back...
Sound Transit Projects Light Rail System Completion at End of Cenozoic Era
To the relief of many Seattle metro area residents today, Sound Transit bumped up the completion date of all pending light rail projects to...
REI Unveils Outdoor Retail Industry’s First Bridal Collection
The days of wearing Instagram-worthy wilderness-bound wedding dresses atop the world’s highest peaks without Gore-Tex and moisture-wicking SmartWool are over says REI, which unveiled...
Space Needle Elevator Operator Tries New Joke
Seattle Center - In his second tourist season as a Space Needle elevator operator, Utah native Caiden Alger reports his new joke absolutely killed...
Car Review: Tesla Model 3 Offers More Sustainable Ways of Being Asshole
What you’ve heard is true: Our road tests confirm that the 2019 Tesla Model 3 offers the same opportunities to drive like a complete...
Friends Feign Excitement About Bonfire Invitation
Friends of Seattle resident Emily Hennings are celebrating her bold showing of social initiative this week — an invitation to a Saturday evening Golden...
520 Bridge Twitter Feeds to Launch Weekly Podcast
The official and unofficial 520 Bridge Twitter accounts announced today they’re crossing over into the podcast world this summer with weekly episodes of “Just...
New Startup “WatR” Enters Home, Tends To Plants You’re Murdering With Negligence
WatR, a new startup described as Rover for house plants,
is being hailed an overnight success for overwhelmed millennials struggling to
provide the absolute bare minimum...
