International District Renamed Everywhere District
Seattle residents are applauding the renaming of the International District, colloquially known as “the ID”, to the more inclusive Everywhere District.
“It’s really a big...
Study Finds Tourists With Umbrella 37% More Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
A landmark study that's flying in the face of conventional Seattle wisdom has found that tourists with umbrellas tested 37 percent higher in supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness.
"Although...
Local Hipster Starts New Seattle Arts Magazine, Realizes She Doesn’t Have The Right Haircut
Local hipster Sarah E. Miller was dead-set on starting a new kind of Seattle arts magazine when she realized, to her horror, that she...
“Seattle Squeeze? Yes, Please!” Jokes Divorcee Desperate For Warmth Of Human Touch
The closure of the Alaskan Way Viaduct has strained traffic around the region for weeks, causing tempers to flare for many – but not...
Nextdoor Reveals Fill-in-the-Blank Template for Suspicious Neighborhood Activity Posts
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Man Looking for Sweet Deal on New or Pre-owned Coping Mechanism
Greenwood resident Ethan Buell announced to friends and family Monday afternoon that he was headed to Aurora Avenue to scour dealerships in the hopes...
Jesus Just Kind Of Wondering Why Wedding Proposal Had To Be On His Birthday
After witnessing yet another romantic Pike Place Market wedding proposal between two Seattle sweethearts, Jesus Christ is reporting he’s wondering why they had to...
2019 Starbucks Holiday Cup to Highlight Inclusivity by Offending All
If the uniformly shocked and offended faces of Starbucks devotees at its surprise 2019 Holiday Cup unveiling Thursday morning were any indication, the company’s...
Zoo Removes Replica Icecaps from Polar Bear Exhibit
In an effort to make its polar bear exhibit as authentic as possible, Woodland Park Zoo officials are removing the fiberglass icebergs from their...
The Needling 2018: Top 5 Headlines of the Year
What a year! From the Fremont Troll moving to a Tukwila Applebee's parking lot to the Great Wheel going so fast it skidded off...
