Wolverines Return to Washington State Convention Center for First Time Since Comic Con
Animal conservationists and comic book nerds alike are abuzz today after this morning’s surprise sighting of the first Wolverines to return to the Washington...
Local Woman’s Nightly Self-Care Routine Just Switching to Series of Smaller Devices
Local Instagram influencer Megan Murray has garnered public praise in health and wellness circles today after finally spilling the secrets of her highly successful...
Baton-Twirling Performative Ally Could Really Take it Down a Notch
After dedicating several free baton-twirling performances in front of her Central District home this last month to the Black Lives Matter movement, non-white neighbors...
Major Trump Donor Appointed As The Postal Service’s New Lead Singer
After months of publicly trashing The Postal Service, President Donald Trump announced that he’s appointed multi-million-dollar campaign donor Louis DeJoy as the Seattle band's...
Archaeologists Unearth Ancient 5G Towers Responsible for Black Plague
In what many are calling a world-shattering discovery, archaeologists in England have unearthed a series of massive, ancient 5G towers that have been determined...
Mayor Durkan Kicks Off Pride Month Festivities with Rainbow-Colored Tear Gas
Determined to reconcile with Capitol Hill—the center of Seattle’s LGBTQ community and this week’s Black Lives Matter protests against police brutality—Mayor Jenny Durkan kicked...
Parents of Returning College Student Rush to Convert Sex Playroom Back to Childhood Bedroom
Issaquah parents of a Gonzaga junior experienced one of the most harrowing days of their lives today when they suddenly learned they had less...
Dan Savage, Fremont Troll Top List of 10 Best Seattle Celebrities on Cameo
As people increasingly dump zoom calls with grandma for Cameo, a website where users pay celebrities to send them personalized video messages, a few...
Local Micromanager Can’t Wait to Hover Over Your Cubicle Again
Despite months of working so far away from each other, local office project manager Steve Hobbs says he can’t wait to hover over your...
New Study Confirms Cats Can’t Spread COVID-19, But Would If Given Option
A new study out of the University of Washington has left local pet owners with mixed emotions after scientists confirmed that their beloved pet...
