Today one local man was informed by his alpha that the red pill actually goes up the ass.
“Yeah, common mistake. It looks like a large red pill but it’s actually an anal suppository,” said the Alpha. “The red pill is part of a trace program so I can track your big, beautiful behind and pin its location down wherever it goes.”
Confused, the man ready to be red-pilled asked what that meant.
“It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy,” Dear Alpha said. “It’s a big red pill. You want me to shove it up there for you?”
At press time, the red-pilled man’s next state of consciousness for some reason involved being covered in lube.
