In their strongest stand against the violent federal invasion of Minneapolis this month, today top Democratic officials threatened to drop more F-bombs on ICE agents in what they’re calling their most “targeted strongly worded statement” yet.
“Don’t make me say get the fuck out of here again,” said Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey before high-fiving Gov. Tim Walz, Sen. Chuck Schumer and Sen. Cory Booker in the situation room. “Check Bluesky – are we trending yet?”
News of the F-bomb threats spread fast online as did grisly images of what it did to the last F-bomb’s intended targets.
“It came out of nowhere and absolutely obliterated us,” said one F-bomb’s sole survivor, ICE Agent Tynidik, as he stared at the remains of his coworkers’ fragile egos strewn in the yellow snow. “One moment we were in a parking lot waiting to arrest and deport the waitresses with kids who just served us lunch and then these domestic terrorists are basically annihilating us with one cuss word. I clearly have no other choice but surrender – it’s only a matter of time til they start dropping the MF-bombs.”
At press time, the DOJ was backing off opening an investigation into Frey and Walz after they both threatened to open a whole bag of sh with its name on it.
