Wealth inequality is at an all-time high, underfunded schools are closing, and the city’s unhoused population is exploding. Thankfully we live in one of the wealthiest cities in America, so you know what that means—it’s time to spoil our boys in blue with a shiny new toy! That’s why the Seattle Police Department wants you to help name its new urban warfare tank because if you’re going to have your rights trampled and legs crushed by a militarized tank, it should at least have a cool name. Vote on which one you like most in the comments!
- Democracy Crusher
- Dissent Destroyer
- Extrajudicial Oppressor
- Ku Klux Kar
- Oligarch Defender brought to you by Amazon Fresh
- The Porkchop Express
- The SS Donald Trump
- Reich Rover
- Charles
- The General Lee
- Bruce Harrell’s Wild Ride
- Oinky McOinkFace
