One local storage facility manager’s attempt at viral glory flopped today after the public found his “Seattle Pubic Storage” sign significantly less charming than the “Tacoma Elf Storage” sign.
“I assumed the sign was an attempt at a dirty joke, but it’s lit up with more Christmas lights than Leavenworth in December and now I’m kinda confused what message they’re trying to send here,” said Ross Graham, shielding his kids’ eyes from the sign. “And I could really do without that inflatable Santa in a speedo that looks like he’s smuggling a sheep between his legs.”
While the sign drew confusion from the community, the storage facility’s manager defended his artistic vision.
“I’m tired of that ‘Tacoma Elf Storage’ sign getting all the attention, and I’m gonna win the public back with a little holiday sex appeal by combining two things everybody loves: self storage and pubes,” said Will Kimble, programming his light display to sync up with ‘I’m Too Sexy’. “So come on down and bring the—actually you know on second thought, maybe leave the family behind for this one.”
At press time, the city planner who allowed “Seattle Pubic Storage” to be in the same strip mall as the “5 Guys-Dick’s-In N’ Out” fiasco was finally fired.
