With election results expected to pour in long into the night, one local Casanova wooed his lover by coming to bed wearing nothing but his ‘I Voted’ sticker.
“Hey cutie, are you a drop box? Because I’ve got a big ballot and I need somewhere to stuff it,” said Christian Savini, appearing in the doorway wearing only a little patriotic sticker. “I may have voted early weeks ago, but I’m ready to recount this magical night as long as it takes until we’re both satisfied with the results.”
Though skeptical at first, Savini’s election night rendezvous was impressed enough at the effort to go along with it.
“Well you should always practice safe voting, so first I made him go online to check that his ballot was counted,” said Savini’s partner Sam. “But once we were all clear, it was my patriotic duty to please that electoral booty.”
Despite thousands of men asking on election day, workers insisted that there was no such thing as a Magnum ‘I Voted’ sticker.
