Known locally as “The Tech King of Lynnwood,” 53-year-old Dale Stevens exclusively confirmed with The Needling that he’s got the Redbox with the best DVD selection pin-pointed.

“I’ve always been kind of on top of what’s new in the tech world and what’s hip—hate to brag, but it’s just true,” said Stevens tapping knowingly on a DVD cover of Jurassic Hunt. “And now, after visiting all 41 locations in Lynnwood over the last two decades, I’m absolutely sure I’ve found Snohomish County’s Holy Grail of straight-to-DVD selection of cinema.” 

Stevens says he would love to tell us which one is the best, but that comes at a price.

“Sorry little lady, that valuable info only comes with a date. In fact, I’m sure that when I put this in my personal ad profile in the back of the newspaper, my AOL email account will just be popping off like it’s 1999,” Stevens said. “But, I tell you what, you seem like a nice person so I’ll just go ahead and tell you where it’s located. NOT!!! See what I did there?” 

Further attempts to narrow down the exact location of the best Redbox in the city that calls itself “A great deal more than Alderwood Mall” were cut short when Stevens had to answer a call from his mother on a flip phone.

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