Decades-long diehards for steamy, Olympic Peninsula couple Kitchen-Dick Road and Woodcock Road are in luck tonight as the pair announced they’ve finally joined OnlyFans.
“We know how many of you over the years have really been getting off Highway 101 in Sequim just to see us intersect,” said Kitchen-Dick in a statement on his Instagram announcing the OnlyFans account. “Now, with exclusive content for our biggest fans, you can see so much more.”
The account has reportedly blown up today as word got out that a live guest intersection with Beaver Marsh Road from Skagit County could be coming up any day now.
“Every time I’ve driven out there for a hike at Hurricane Ridge or along the coast, I’ve wanted to get off on Kitchen-Dick and see it in action with Woodcock, but I felt too weird about it to actually do it,” said longtime admirer Ben Clayton. “Now I can really enjoy them from the privacy of my own home any time I like – it’s amazing.”
When asked why the roads made the move to OnlyFans to reveal so much more intimate content than they ever had before, the couple said they’re mostly just saving up to open a little lavender farm bed and breakfast.
