Bright sunshine inspired one local mountain to shrug off the thick blankets of winter gray she’d been hiding in for months, standing in what millions in the Seattle area are calling “all her glory.”
“There she is … glowing! Glistening! I can’t take it!” said Austen Squints who immediately booked a guided mountaineering expedition to summit The Mountain this summer despite never having worn crampons. “That blush at sunset — she knows exactly what she’s doing!”
The mountain caught the attention of local ladies too.
“Every curve, every mound – that bitch is so gorg right now,” said Lilly Bergs. “Definitely inspo to get in shape for this summer to get some peak Insta shots with her.”
Local National Weather Service meteorologists report, as stunning as she looks right now, she’s going to be getting very cold again soon and likely slipping back into comfy sweater weather until July.
