After much deliberation, the publisher of The Needling reports that the only way to save Seattle’s Only Real Fake News is moving the publication to print only.
“We can’t afford the digital-only landscape — our hard-working journalists have been writing completely sober,” said The Needling’s Editor-in-Chief. “It’s terrible. They need help.”
Asked to clarify what print only meant, the Editor-in-Chief said that means printing only the finest fucking stickers, magnets and limited print editions of The Needling! And burying ledes! Find out more here.