If you were buried so deep in an igloo last month that you missed last February’s top-read posts, fret not:
1. Howard Schultz Promises to Move Nation’s Capitol to Oklahoma City if Elected President
2. Seattle Couple Plans Destination Wedding for West Seattle
3. Mayor Durkan Reluctantly Turns Off Phoenix Jones Signal
4. Woman Reports Living in Renton Really Not That Bad
5. Revealed: Nude Photos Show Bezos Betrayed Us All
