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Galentine’s Day Gathering Picked Off One ‘U Up?’ Text at a Time

Ugh: Neighbor’s Fucking Saturnalia Decorations Already Up

Elf Escapes, Recounts Harrowing Time in Captivity at Tacoma Elf Storage

Parents Mortified as Kids Turn Elf on the Shelf Into Snitch in the Ditch

Panicked Social Media Managers Furiously Crank Out Kwanzaa Tweet

Ghost of Christmas Future On Floor Gently Rocking Self Back and Forth After Visiting Jeff Bezos

Walmart Rolls Out the Ceremonial Grandma For Black Friday Shoppers

2019 Starbucks Holiday Cup to Highlight Inclusivity by Offending All

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