Today former Washington Congressional candidate Joe Kent stepped down from his Trump-appointed counter-terrorism director position in opposition to the president’s war on brown people in Iran, saying it’s high time that the United States prioritize investing in wars against brown people at home.
“Why are we spending billions on terrorizing people in the Middle East when we have millions of brown people of all nationalities and ethnicities to terrorize here in the U.S.? Why, I saw a whole family of them happily building a snow man the other day without a single federal agent there to ruin it for them,” said Kent and alleged Nick Fuentes fan in his resignation letter. “I just don’t think we have any business sending all our hard-earned tax money to Israel so they can enjoy committing whole genocides against brown people, when all we’re doing on U.S. soil at most is having ICE terrorize brown people en masse in one major U.S. city at a time. If you think our nation’s teachers have got it bad buying supplies for kids, that’s nothing—I’ve heard our ICE agents have had to buy all their own camo, guns, baklavas and zip ties for arresting kids.”
Kent is the latest person from the MAGA world to express disappointment that Trump is waging wars abroad instead of focusing on inciting a second Civil War over the rights of people of color at home, but he’s far from the first.
“All I hear is Bibi this, Israel that – whatever happened to the South Shall Rise Again?” said Marjorie Taylor Greene. “I thought we Confederates were gonna be the ones raising the most eugenics-fueled hell right here at home, not Zionists on the other side of the globe.”
At press time, Democrats across the nation agreed you had to hand it to Republicans like Kent and Taylor Greene for all their patriotic dedication to carrying out homegrown racism and white supremacy right here in the United States.





