Neighbors are reporting that early this morning they heard local lawn care daddy Terry Winchel yet again edge his grass to perfection.

“It seems like he’s taking forever to finish his lawn, but he knows exactly what he’s doing,” said neighbor Nancy Reed peeking at the action through her window blinds. “He doesn’t just quickly mow his lawn down, leave a mess and get out of there—he takes his time to get the job done right and it shows.”

While some say they’re annoyed by how long things get noisy in the neighborhood when Terry’s tending to the lawn, most admit they’re just jealous.

“I just don’t have the core strength to stand out there getting it right that long,” said neighbor Rick Dickens. “But the results speak for themselves – look at the way that lawn is glowing.”

By popular request, at press time Terry was moving on to help edge several other lawns in the neighborhood.

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