Oh no: Your coworker is asking if you’re celebrating this weekend, but you have no idea if they’re talking about getting high for 4/20 or celebrating Jesus being raised on high for Easter. Which one is it? Take our quiz to find out:
- A quick glance at their desk shows they’ve got:
- a. Coupons for half-off purple grass
- b. Packages of sour gummies
- Outside of work they:
- a. Have a small group of friends they always meet up with in a basement for “discussions” about who is the “most high”
- b. Have Sunday blocked off as their day of “rest”
- When they asked you, they were wearing a:
- a. Shirt dyed every color of the rainbow
- b. Shirt stained every color of the rainbow
- Their e-mail sign-off is usually:
- a. Peace
- b. Be Blessed
- Have they recently come into work with ash on their forehead?
- a. Yes
- b. Well, who among us living in this trash fire hasn’t?
Mostly A’s: Easter?
Mostly B’s: Honestly, we’re already on too many edibles today to know the difference either.
The only right answers are one of the following replies:
- I’m not sure, last time I celebrated was in high school.
- Oh, I’d never Passover an excuse to eat candy.
- Of course, I love the White Rabbit.
Happy Easter, Passover, and 4/20!
