Today the results of a highly anticipated, long-term study on the effects of cannabis use on college students were expected to be released until Evergreen State University researchers realized they don’t even know why they even.
“When we first began our rigorous study of how cannabis use affects students’ academic and professional prospects long-term, why did we ever?” said Dr. David Dorito, adjusting his glassy eyes. “Without knowing, we’ll probably never.”
It’s why one of the researchers says he always.
“You never know when you’re gonna get in too deep and eventually,” said Dr. Frank Getham. “I know this is exactly why we rarely.”
At press time, researchers generously gave an exclusive to The Needling that shed a little more light on why they forgot why the study, and also why the Space Needle.
