Today one local woman courageously spoke out on social media to announce her controversial political stance that slaughtering children is bad.
“I know I’m probably gonna lose a lot of social media followers over this, but it has to be said: Murdering children is actually not a very nice thing to do,” said Chelsea Hargrove, who heroically sacrificed one entire day of her Instagram stories to make her bold public statement only a week after massive atrocities began against Palestinian civilians—half of which are children. “It may even not be very nice to let others murder children while turning a blind eye to it and thereby participating in it through silent complicity—but, I have to admit I’m not quite sure about that yet. What I do know is that murdering hundreds of them a day is like, probably really, really bad if you think about it. I know that makes me sound like a crazy, super-radical leftist, but that’s just how I feel.”
Perhaps most controversial was Hargrove’s implication that the murdering of any children—no matter their race, religion, nationality, or economic class or affinity for Teletubbies—was equally bad.
“Again—I know people might hate me for this and never want to talk to me again, but I think maybe it’s just as bad for one innocent child to be killed in Israel as it is for one to be murdered in Palestine or Chicago,” Hargrove said, clearly wringing her hands in anxiety and withdrawal from posting more photos from the pumpkin patch for the last three days straight. “I hate to be so political and divisive, but some weird thing inside me I think might be some semblance of a conscience is compelling me to state this plainly even if I get endlessly, mercilessly attacked for it.”
At press time countless upset followers condemned Chelsea in her social media post’s comment section, accusing her of possibly also thinking genocide and apartheid is also not okay.
