A teaser trailer out today for this season’s Seattle-based “Love Is Blind” dating reality show reveals this may be the series’ most successful yet as every Single on the show instantly fell in love over their shared passions for avoiding eye contact.
“I don’t want to look at him while he’s looking at me, and he doesn’t want to look at me while I’m looking at him, I mean, that’s it – Jared and I knew we were soulmates!” said Seattle-born and raised Sarah MacDonald. “When we get to the next level of this relationship outside of these pods, I can’t wait to spend time together avoiding the uncomfortably vulnerable emotional intimacy of direct eye contact with him forever.”
To stir the pot on the burgeoning fairy-tale romance, the show apparently asked Jared’s ex-girlfriend Melissa Crawford about what she thinks of his future.
“Avoiding eye contact in Seattle is not special and, if you ask me, just about any girl in this city can lure him away with the same shared passion and expertise—especially me,” said Melissa. “No one, and I say no one wins avoiding even one-second staring contests like me. I dated him for three years and I still don’t know what colors his eyes are. But, you know, good luck, Sarah – you’re gonna need it.”
Rumors are already flying, though, that the final relationship challenges are sure to split up all aspiring couples when they are forced to spend an entire date not looking at their phones.
