Local small business game hunter Jeff Bezos announced this week he’ll be displaying his latest trophy, the pink elephant, on his Denny Triangle Amazon campus for all to see.
“It was so beautiful wandering out there in the wild I just had to kill it,” said Bezos, twisting his new mustache. “But what kind of selfish small business safari man would I be if I didn’t tastefully hoist its remains on my corporate business property for all to see?”
A rendering of the trophy display showcases the smaller neon pink elephant from Elephant Car Wash with Bezos dressed in full khaki safari gear in the forefront.
“Small business game hunter Jeff Bezos stands proudly displaying his latest trophy,” reads the rendering’s caption. “May its splendor remind all of what once was and of who killed it.”
Bezos said he plans to bag the larger pink elephant sign from MOHAI right after bagging a few other local small businesses this Cyber Monday.
