Tonight a guy from Enumclaw reported that, for what it’s worth, it actually happened in Unincorporated King County.
“It actually happened about five miles north of Enumclaw, not in Enumclaw proper—big difference,” reported the guy, Brandon Jedson, to the 368th person he’s shared this important locational nuance with in his lifetime. “I don’t know why someone had to inaccurately spread information that such a happening would happen in Enumclaw, but—for the record—it definitely didn’t happen here, not even close.”
Not everyone agrees with the guy from Enumclaw, however.
“You know, it actually happened in Enumclaw,” said a guy from Cle Elum, Blake Scaggs. “And, for the record, Cle Elum is actually not anywhere near Enumclaw, not even close.”
At press time, a guy from Ellensburg just wanted to make sure everyone knows that, despite being located somewhere in Central Washington, it didn’t happen there either.
