Almost an entire two weeks after it ran off-course and smashed half its face into a Fauntleroy Dock piling, Vashon ferry Cathlamet continued its unabated reign of terror on the city of Seattle today as it crashed through the Amazon Spheres dragging the Space Needle behind it.
“CATHLAMET!!!!” shrieked crowds stampeding away from the nautical monstrosity as it tore through Downtown with no mercy, spilling Starbucks drinks everywhere.
The state ferry, which doesn’t seem to seek human sacrifice but only yearns for destruction, had until today been on the lam running away from WSDOT mechanic authorities.
“Look, the thing was skating up and down MoPop today like it was Tony Hawk and stole a giant Chihuly bong before running off with the Space Needle – it must be stopped!” said witness Cathy Dunkirk. “I know it’s not as bloodthirsty as one of those Ride the Duck boats, but still – WSDOT, do something!”
Although no one has been able to tame it yet, at press time the ferry had come to an at least temporary stop after crashing-landing near Pike Place still more politely than any Tesla searching for parking in the area.
