With the announcement that all Microsoft employees should utilize remote work options for the rest of the month, the Windows Update team rejoiced as they can now work directly from Hell without having to make the daily commute to Redmond.
“Windows updating at the worst possible time gives me great joy in my work – it’s what gets me out of bed in the morning,” said Dan Erickson, a senior Windows engineer. “I don’t need to be in the office to launch an update during a final presentation or right before someone sends an important email. I can comfortably do that from my home office here in Hell.”
With improved WiFi and newly built quiet rooms to silence the continual screams of the eternal damned, Hell has become much more worker friendly, according to Satan. “The Windows Update team has been down here a lot for planning meetings and team building events, so we’re glad to have them back here more regularly.”
“Working from Hell has its challenges,” Erickson said. “But it’s definitely better than being in Redmond.”
