Bothell resident Charles Campbell said he was ecstatic today to announce his plans to sneak a joint into Hempfest, which he’s clearly attending for the first time.
“I know it’s legal to have pot in Seattle now, but you still can’t legally smoke it in public,” Campbell said as he motioned reporters to bring it in for a whisper. “Those rules can’t contain me today, though—I’m going all out and really betting the farm on this one.”
Campbell says this shockingly rebellious side of him shouldn’t surprise everyone: He was voted Bothell High Class of ‘94’s Biggest Daredevil due to his many successful attempts at skipping lunch and sneaking off to McDonalds, all before making it back on time for fourth period.
“I wasn’t just born with the name Crazy Charlie,” Campbell said, looking side to side as he carefully slipped a joint out of a secure case. “I earned it. And I’m not one to rest on my laurels forever—I have a legacy to live up to.”
