If you didn’t read our top 5 articles from last month, where were you? Trapped on some confederate ranch in Moses Lake? Getting airlifted to Port Angeles? Man, get on it already.
1.”The South Shall Rise Again” Says Man Who’s Never Left Eastern Washington
2. Overpopulated Tech Bros Airlifted and Relocated to Olympic Peninsula
3. Local Man Dies at Axe-Throwing Bar, Obviously
4. Lost Woman Doesn’t Know How the Hell She Ended Up in Duvall
5. KEXP Holds Eddie Vedder Hostage Until Pledge Goal Met
