A report first made accessible to losers who don’t start their weekends by early Friday afternoon will determine once and for all if Fremont’s Lenin statue can continue on with civilian life considering its obvious ties to Russia.
Before the report’s revelations become actionable, Seattle City Council members say they need to set up a subcommittee, oversight committee and third-party consultant firm before any sort of decision-making happens.
“This process vastly grows the number of other people we can shift the responsibility of making a decision onto,” said Council President Bruce Harrell. “Meanwhile, our constituents have plenty of time to think we’re carefully listening to their input before we finally do what the fuck it is we wanted to do in the first place.”
Mayor Jenny Durkan said she wants to see the review process and action plan completed no earlier than her last day in office.
