After years of working closely together, sources are reporting that a steamy romance has developed between the two guys in the Microsoft Teams logo.
“From the moment I saw his status was ‘available,’ I knew that my one drive was to make him my co-pilot,” said the guy standing in front said of the other guy. “At first I couldn’t tell which team he played for, but after learning that he’s Power BI, he’s been on my mind 365.”
The outlook is reportedly good for the intranet’s clunkiest purple couple: Sources close to the guy standing in back report that things may have already escalated.
“Did you mean: those two bald dudes?” said their coworker, Clippy. “Oh yeah, that’s the hottest office romance around. I just wish they’d close the windows before they get ‘busy.’”
By press time, coworkers were getting more unwanted updates than ever about how much the Teams logo duo loves to edge.
