In what some are calling Seattle’s own Pink Pony Club, crowds of cherry blossoms right in the UW Quad are reportedly flashing everyone their petals.
“I’m up and my jaws are on the floor—I mean, on some of these I think I can see all the way up to their ovaries,” said UW student Sarah Monson. “And those stems! Sunlight and a blossomed Miller Hall, every sight’s another reason to forget fall.”
The cherry blossoms say they’re just enjoying life as much as possible without shame.
“We’re tired of being stigmatized just because we like showing off our stigmas—everyone should do what makes them happy,” said one cherry blossom bouncing above one man’s face. “I’m not taking for granted one moment of flashing everyone my petals at their peak.”
At press time, reportedly neither was budget-strapped UW after it announced it would be moving its live cherry blossom cam to OnlyFans.
