A Seattle man expressed his doubts Monday about whether King County Metro’s RapidRide G Line actually exists. 

“I can’t find the G-Line anywhere, and because there’s no way that’s just my own skill issue, it has to be a myth,” said Thomas Langley. “I know the D-Line like the back of my hand, but my girlfriend keeps telling me about this so-called G-Line—girl doesn’t even know her own city.”

We reached out to Thomas’s girlfriend, Madison Park, who expressed frustration with her boyfriend’s lack of public transit knowledge.

“Well, I do know one thing for sure: If he can’t find the G-Line, there’s no way he’s taking the A-Line with me,” said Madison. “RapidRide always gets me there, and fast.”

King County Metro released a statement today stating the G-Line may actually be considered an extension of the C-Line, which Thomas expressed he was also unable to locate.

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