No stranger to experimentation, famed dining destination Canlis reportedly asked AI chatbot ChatGPT to write tonight’s special menu, but discovered they might have a few kinks to work out after the program produced a dining service that promised a “cunnilingus adventure for your taste birds.”
“We thought it’d be a unique experience for our guests if we let ChatGPT write a special multi-course dining experience for tonight’s dinner service—and while overall it did an impressive job, I’m not sure I feel comfortable serving an ‘amused-douche of geoduck seafoam,’” said Canlis Head Chef Aisha Ibrahim. “The good news is that we’ve finally worked out what ‘miso-braised Spanish Macklemore’ is supposed to be, but the bad news is that ChatGPT appears to have stolen the entire Taco Bell menu and presented it as our dessert for the evening.”
While some diners marveled at the chatbot’s ability to invent a “900oz Tony Hawk steak,” one food critic attending that evening had mixed feelings about the experience.
“I commend the daring choices that ChatGPT produced for tonight’s meal, but the ‘stank tartare’ didn’t leave me nearly as satisfied as a ‘cunnilingus adventure’ would suggest,” said food critic Marcie Bordeaux. “I was, however, pleasantly surprised by how playful the chatbot’s menu was when I was presented the ‘Oops! All Shells’ mussel-less risotto dish.”
Despite the mixed reviews, not a single taste bird was left unsatisfied after a breadzooka came out at the end of the evening.
